Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...