I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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