You work out of a Hotel?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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