I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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