I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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