Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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