I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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