All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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