I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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