I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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