How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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