shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.