Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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