Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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