I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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