Kiss
Puke
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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