Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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