haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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