I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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