That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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