im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
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