Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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