He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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