idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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