are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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