Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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