my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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