Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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