I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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