She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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