Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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