I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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