I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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