I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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