let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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