Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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