I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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