ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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