Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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