what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
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then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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