just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
