wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
How's work?
Spinning.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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