I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
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Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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