You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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