you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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