I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
