Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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