It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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