sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he fucked my hip out of place.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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