dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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