I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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