Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
