apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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