would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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