We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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