if i died would you start the facebook group?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
