If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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